Thursday, October 9, 2008

Slow Moving, All Limbs Intact

Because everyone deserves to find that special someone...


Even if they're dead.

Disclaimer: ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, we cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse.

Please date responsibly: bring a baseball bat or crowbar.


Today I hit the Act II Climax right on time-- the Full Throttle Wordcount-O-Meter stands at 60,000 words!

19 comments:

liz fenwick said...

Is this all down to the new planning routine? Well done!

Angie said...

LOL! on the link -- I had to e-mail it to a friend who's a major zombie fan. :D

And congrats on the milestone -- awesome! [cheers]

Angie

Charles Gramlich said...

Congrats on your progress.

That picture is so sweet.

Avery DeBow said...

Aww, zombie love!

Speaking of zombies, Kealan Patrick Burke is doing this great wovel (web novel) at Underlandpress dot com. It's like a which way novel where readers can choose what happens at the end of the chapter. Unfortunately, it's starting to wrap up, so not much chance left to vote (three segments, I think), but it's still a damn good read.

And, of course, good work on the staying on schedule. You're my piratey hero.

Barbara Martin said...

Looks like your writing routine is working out well. Congrats on the word count.

Shauna Roberts said...

Congratulations. You're a shining example to us all.

Sidney said...

We didn't have options like this when I was single.

My wife and I had to meet in the traditional way.

Steve Malley said...

Liz, it's just old-fashioned 1000 words a day work. The new planning means I'm not 60k in and wondering what the hell's going on!

Angie, who doesn't love zombies?

Upwind, I mean...

Charles, thanks!

Avery, not just zombie love... Red Hot Zombie Love!

Yaargh.

Barbara, some days it works better than others.

Shauna, in China they kept calling me Shining Boy. No idea why. DId you put them up to it?

Steve Malley said...

Sidney, I'm more the old-fashioned type myself. I'd just as soon take a shovel to the graveyard and dig up my own date...

Lana Gramlich said...

Bwa ha ha! That's classic! I love the "please date responsibly" bit!

Riss said...

mmm....braaaains. And hot, hot lovin'.

Congrats on your writing. I just started a new job as a mad scientist-honestly.

Steve Malley said...

Lana, that dating advice is quite 'animist' too. I mean, what's a limbless and immobile zombie going to do with that crowbar?!

Riss, let me know when you're ready to build that Secret Volcano Lair.

Or are you more a villagers-with-pitchforks kind of girl?

Riss said...

mwa ha. I confirmed plans for one Standard Sized Volcanic Lair-two bedroom model yesterday. Though a village can be quite charming...hm. :D

Avery DeBow said...

Yeah, but the red hot part will soon cool. Then they'll either get tired of one another always leaving chunks of flesh on the bathroom floor, or will become the cute little zombie couple who, a hundred years from now, will still shamble hand-in-hand to the local restaurant to seize a bite.

Miladysa said...

I liked:

"We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones." :D

Congratulations! I am looking forward to reading a copy some day.

Steve Malley said...

Riss, I'm going to go for Remote Mountain Fortress, myself.

Avery, you make me laugh too hard to reply!

Miladysa, I look forward to everyone reading a copy one day...

Glamourpuss said...

Your self-discipline is inspiring! Well done!

Puss

Miladysa said...

"Miladysa, I look forward to everyone reading a copy one day..."

Tickled me pink :D

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