Friday, March 20, 2009
Blatantly stolen from the brilliantly-titled Bookgasm,
(click the 50 Reasons to go straight to the post-- the bookgasm link takes you to their latest entertainment!)
A few of my personal favorites:
#46. Historically, books written solely to settle a bar bet seldom make it to print, especially if they were written during a seven-and-a-half-hour period in the same bar where the bet was made.
#43. Writing a 97,236-word thesis arguing the inherent superiority of Wolverine over Batman is intrinsically flawed since no intelligent person could ever take it seriously. I mean, c’mon, Batman would kick that midget Canuck’s ass every single time!
#25. A young-adult novel set in the behind-the-scenes world of network reality television featuring over two dozen characters, graphic underage sex and dead prostitutes? Are you fucking kidding me? No, seriously, are you fucking kidding me?
(that one made the whiskey fly out my nose!)
#6. The world isn’t quite ready for an illustrated children’s book called SOME MOMMIES ARE INTERNET PORNSTARS
How bout y'all? What's your favorite???